Had a lovely day out on the Isle of Arran on Thursday. This is a drawing of Jim eating an apple of the train there. I also immortalised the day in verse.
Arran Arran Arran
Lush and green and not at all barren
Arran Arran Arran Arran Arran
I snook into a castle with Sharon and Karen
After I took them for a spin in my McLaren,
Sharon went off with some twat named Darren
Fucking Darren
Not even bothered though
I liked Karen
(Darren, Karen, Sharon and the McLaren are purely fictional)
4:19 pm • 19 May 2012 • 1 note
OMG
The last of my G.I. ramblings is up now
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12:39 pm • 15 May 2012
Donny will do it! A painting I did a while ago of my landlord on the back of my wardrobe.
2:25 pm • 8 May 2012 • 2 notes
So I’m an art critic now
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5:27 pm • 27 April 2012 • 1 note
TSP
If you have £30,000 spare then please donate it to this radio station so that I can hear last fridays show. (I’m skint)
3:42 pm • 20 February 2012